Chinese Baby

Chinese Baby desperately wanted a set of lego to sleep with. It should have been a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

Chinese Baby desperately needed a dildo that they would often smash. It is an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

Chinese Baby desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

Chinese Baby found a sword to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Chinese Baby always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Baby found a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.