His Retarded Baby

His Retarded Baby desperately searched for a computer that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

His Retarded Baby desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item selected.

His Retarded Baby desperately wanted a set square that they would often play with. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a set square was the item that was selected.

His Retarded Baby desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt it was wonderous. A hat is the thing to select.

His Retarded Baby always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Baby searched for a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was selected.