The Tired Baby

The Tired Baby looked for a radiator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Baby always carried a CD player that they liked to drop. It might have been a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Baby wanted a set square that they liked to break. One might say this is a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

The Tired Baby searched for a sack of potatoes to annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Tired Baby often carried a crown that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Tired Baby craved for a custard pie to break. This seems to be an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.