Her Nervous Baby

Her Nervous Baby craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Nervous Baby always had with them a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Baby always had with them a bag of flour that they would drop. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Baby found a mug to put up their bum. It is a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Baby always had with them a can of coke to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Baby desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally smash. It would be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a melon being the thing opted for.