The Energetic Baby

The Energetic Baby always had with them a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Baby desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Energetic Baby needed a spade that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Energetic Baby needed a pencil sharpener to smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Energetic Baby desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Energetic Baby had a ball that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball of all things.