A Boring Baby

A Boring Baby desperately desired a melon that they sometimes drop. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

A Boring Baby always carried a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Baby carried a block of cheese that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Baby carried a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Boring Baby owned a wig that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was out of this world. A wig being the item selected.

A Boring Baby desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.