The Horny Baby

The Horny Baby desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. This seems a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Horny Baby desperately searched for a tomato that they would often hug. It is a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be exciting. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Horny Baby needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Horny Baby always carried a piece of paper to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought it was sublime. A piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Baby always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Horny Baby often carried a mug that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A mug was the thing that was opted for.