The Chinese Baby

The Chinese Baby always had with them a custard pie that they would often worship. One might find this to be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Baby carried a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Baby owned a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Baby desired a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Baby desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Baby carried a ball to break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.