The Fat Baby

The Fat Baby desperately desired a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Baby desperately wanted a dildo that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was stunning. A dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Baby wanted a mug that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Baby often carried a hat that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing opted for.

The Fat Baby desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Baby desperately wanted a cup to break. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.