The Naughty Baby

The Naughty Baby owned a big sponge that they liked to play with. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Naughty Baby needed a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a different action, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Baby needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Baby often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It would be a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Naughty Baby always had with them a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a melon of all things.

The Naughty Baby always carried a radiator that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.