A Exceptional Baby

A Exceptional Baby found a custard pie that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

A Exceptional Baby needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

A Exceptional Baby owned a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

A Exceptional Baby always carried a melon that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Exceptional Baby owned a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Exceptional Baby desperately needed a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was stunning. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.