Ugly Bear

Ugly Bear carried a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

Ugly Bear had a can of coke that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Bear wanted a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Bear found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Ugly Bear looked for a can of Tango that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Bear wanted a sponge that they would often share. It should have been a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.