A Hungry Bear

A Hungry Bear desperately needed a mug that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug having that done to it

A Hungry Bear desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

A Hungry Bear wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It would be a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Bear found a bottle of coke that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a strange operation, to many, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

A Hungry Bear desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Hungry Bear desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.