My Bewildered Bear

My Bewildered Bear found a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Bear desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Bear searched for a custard pie to worship. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Bear desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Bear looked for a helmet that they liked to smash. It would have been a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Bear always had with them a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.