The Exceptional Bear

The Exceptional Bear desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Bear desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Bear had a tomato that they would cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Bear desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Bear desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Bear wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was spectacular. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.