Unusual Bear

Unusual Bear desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Unusual Bear desired a bag of poop that they would demolish. This seems to be a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Unusual Bear found a rubber johnny that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Unusual Bear always carried a bat that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bat is the item to choose.

Unusual Bear desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Unusual Bear looked for a tomato to cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.