The Scary Bear

The Scary Bear had a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Bear often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Bear desperately needed a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Scary Bear often carried a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Bear needed a crown that they would often share. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Bear looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.