His Different Bear

His Different Bear always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. It was an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Different Bear always had with them a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Different Bear often carried a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bat is the item to choose.

His Different Bear desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

His Different Bear owned a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

His Different Bear owned a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.