The Talented Bear

The Talented Bear desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Bear wanted a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Talented Bear needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Bear always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes annihilate It is an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Talented Bear desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to annihilate It would be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Bear desperately wanted a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.