The Big Bear

The Big Bear wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Bear always kept a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be wonderful. A can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Big Bear searched for a spade to insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Big Bear desperately wanted a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Bear looked for a vibrator to eat. It would be an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Bear needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.