The Naughty Bear

The Naughty Bear looked for a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Bear desired a mug to sleep with. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Bear wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

The Naughty Bear searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Bear desperately looked for a melon that they would smash. It would be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Bear wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.