Horny Bear

Horny Bear searched for a hat that they would often hug. It should be a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a hat being the chosen thing.

Horny Bear carried a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Horny Bear often carried a cup that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was miraculous. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

Horny Bear carried a sack of potatoes that they would smash. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was fun. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Horny Bear owned a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen thing.

Horny Bear always had with them a melon that they would throw. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought it was exciting. Remarkably, a melon being the item selected.