A Stupid Bear

A Stupid Bear had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Bear always carried a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who expected it was sublime. A tomato being the item selected.

A Stupid Bear owned a cucumber that they liked to demolish. It might be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Bear found a toilet brush that they would demolish. It is a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Bear always kept a radiator to sleep with. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Bear needed a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.