His Boring Bear

His Boring Bear desired a bat to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A bat would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Bear desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

His Boring Bear craved for a tomato that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Bear often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

His Boring Bear carried a wig that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Bear often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.