A Retarded Bear

A Retarded Bear desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to drop. It should have been a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Bear desperately desired a melon to share. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Bear often carried a CD player that they would share. It is an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Bear wanted a bat that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Bear looked for a rubber johnny that they would annihilate This could be considered an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Bear desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.