A Curious Bird

A Curious Bird always kept a dildo that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen item.

A Curious Bird always carried a stretchman that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

A Curious Bird desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

A Curious Bird desired a painting of a melon to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Bird craved for a bottle of beer to sleep with. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

A Curious Bird desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.