The Tired Bird

The Tired Bird needed a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen item.

The Tired Bird wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Bird craved for a bag of poop that they would often worship. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Tired Bird desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Bird desired a chocolate bar to break. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Tired Bird always kept a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was exciting. A big sponge was the item that was chosen.