The Magical Bird

The Magical Bird found a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. It would have been an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Bird owned a set square that they would hug. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Magical Bird found a bottle of wine that they would demolish. This could be considered a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Magical Bird often carried a toilet brush to experiment on. It was an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Magical Bird desperately wanted a stretchman to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Bird often carried a dildo to embrace. It should be a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was fun. A dildo was the item that was selected.