My Exciting Bird

My Exciting Bird desired a bottle of beer to sit and look at. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Bird searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

My Exciting Bird desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often hug. It would be a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Bird owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

My Exciting Bird always had with them a toilet brush to break. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Bird craved for a set square that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was epic. Honestly, a set square would be the chosen thing.