His Bewildered Bird

His Bewildered Bird desperately craved for a hat to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Bird desired a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Bird desperately searched for a condom that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

His Bewildered Bird always kept a block of cheese that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

His Bewildered Bird searched for a melon that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Bird owned a spade that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen item.