His Angry Bird

His Angry Bird always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

His Angry Bird desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

His Angry Bird always kept a can of coke to put on his head. This is certainly a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Angry Bird desperately wanted a bat that they would worship. It should have been a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

His Angry Bird always kept a condom that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was fun. A condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Angry Bird looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.