A Different Bird

A Different Bird owned a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Different Bird always kept a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a funny thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

A Different Bird wanted a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to select.

A Different Bird always kept a Harry Potter wand to embrace. It was an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

A Different Bird had a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a vibrator having that done to it

A Different Bird had a teapot that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.