His Handsome Bird

His Handsome Bird desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

His Handsome Bird found a painting of a melon to eat. It would be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

His Handsome Bird searched for a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd action, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Bird desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

His Handsome Bird often carried a block of cheese that they would often play with. It is a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Handsome Bird desperately wanted a big sponge that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.