Her Lonely Bird

Her Lonely Bird always had with them a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Bird desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Lonely Bird always kept a computer that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be amazing. A computer being the item selected.

Her Lonely Bird desired a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Bird owned a rubber johnny to cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Bird desperately searched for a cucumber that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it was sublime. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.