The Adorable Bird

The Adorable Bird always had with them a sword that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Bird searched for a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Bird desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Bird desperately looked for a bottle of beer to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Adorable Bird searched for a set of lego to sit and look at. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Bird searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. This could be considered an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.