The Round Bird

The Round Bird owned a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Round Bird often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Round Bird always carried a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Round Bird looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Round Bird searched for a bat that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Bird often carried a custard pie to put down their trousers. It should have been an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.