The Handsome Bird

The Handsome Bird searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes drop. It would be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Bird looked for a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Bird desperately desired a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Bird searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. This is certainly an original exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Handsome Bird carried a stapler that they would often sit and look at. It would have been an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Bird owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.