The Retarded Bird

The Retarded Bird often carried a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Bird desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Bird desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Bird desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Bird desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Retarded Bird often carried a cup that they would often put on his head. It is a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was selected.