Her Scary Bird

Her Scary Bird desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Her Scary Bird found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Her Scary Bird owned a Harry Potter wand that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

Her Scary Bird desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Her Scary Bird desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

Her Scary Bird desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often annihilate This seems a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.