Nervous Bird

Nervous Bird desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Nervous Bird desperately craved for a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a new proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Nervous Bird carried a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Nervous Bird found a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

Nervous Bird desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It would have been a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Nervous Bird desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.