The Jolly Bird

The Jolly Bird desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Bird wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes share. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Bird always carried a painting of a melon to put up their bum. It should be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Bird desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was fun. A radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Bird always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Bird desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman having that done to it