My Purple Bird

My Purple Bird desperately looked for a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.

My Purple Bird desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.

My Purple Bird always kept a cucumber to smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

My Purple Bird desperately craved for a porno magazine to play with. It might have been a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

My Purple Bird found a dildo that they would sleep with. It should have been a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

My Purple Bird always carried a stretchman that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.