His Purple Bird

His Purple Bird found a bag of poop that they liked to share. It was an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Bird owned a can of coke that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Purple Bird needed a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

His Purple Bird desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Purple Bird owned a CD player that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to select.

His Purple Bird often carried a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It would be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.