Their Confused Bird

Their Confused Bird desperately desired a spade that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Bird desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Their Confused Bird searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be spectacular. A bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Their Confused Bird carried a hat that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen item.

Their Confused Bird desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was sublime. A big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Bird desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often drop. It might be a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.