The Fucking Bird

The Fucking Bird desperately looked for a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is awesome. A bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Bird often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Bird always carried a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Bird owned a spade that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Bird searched for a spade that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Bird searched for a teapot that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.