The Purple Bird

The Purple Bird often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Bird owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Bird found a mug that they would cuddle. It was a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Purple Bird desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Bird looked for a tomato to play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Bird searched for a custard pie to throw. It should have been an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.