The Chinese Bird

The Chinese Bird always had with them a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Bird desperately wanted a ball to share. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Bird desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Chinese Bird had a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Bird always carried a ball that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

The Chinese Bird always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.