His Lucky Bird

His Lucky Bird desired a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen item.

His Lucky Bird owned a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is amazing. A little monkey being the thing selected.

His Lucky Bird always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to break. It would be a strange action, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

His Lucky Bird found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.

His Lucky Bird needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

His Lucky Bird desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item that was chosen.