His Talented Builder

His Talented Builder desperately looked for a stapler to insert somewhere. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

His Talented Builder had a CD player that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player having that done to it

His Talented Builder desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

His Talented Builder searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often share. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

His Talented Builder always had with them a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be wonderful. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

His Talented Builder searched for a teapot that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to select.