The Horny Builder

The Horny Builder wanted a big sponge to share. It was considered to be a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Horny Builder desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Horny Builder had a crown that they would often worship. It should be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to select.

The Horny Builder carried a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the item opted for.

The Horny Builder always had with them a bat that they would occasionally share. It should be a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Builder had a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.